Of course one could always fall back on magic. In fact, I am considering adding Do You Believe in Magic? to mandatory screening questions I ask at triage along with Do you smoke, drink, use seat belts, have unprotected sex, use coffee, or in an abusive relationship. That would save some time. Discharge instructions could then include such choices as:
1. Adding a daily serving of Lucky Charms, which are Magically Delicious.
2. Make a visit to the Magic Kingdom. Lots of magic there.
3. Listen to the Beetles Magical Mystery Tour.
4. Gotta have you some Magic Beans