tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4116302622410729748.post6261637820853380675..comments2023-11-22T08:19:36.233-05:00Comments on EDNurseasauras, (retired and now) Out of the Trenches: Tales from the CribEDNurseasaurashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06039072154469818990noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4116302622410729748.post-58662687466850456872014-06-18T22:08:13.938-04:002014-06-18T22:08:13.938-04:00There is no vaccine either!There is no vaccine either!EDNurseasaurashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06039072154469818990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4116302622410729748.post-54940141379517808362014-06-18T16:39:50.897-04:002014-06-18T16:39:50.897-04:00Acute Stupid Parent Syndrome:
No known cure.
Low...<b>Acute Stupid Parent Syndrome</b>:<br /><br />No known cure.<br /><br />Low but notable infant mortality, but research is unclear whether that's the influence of a merciful deity, or the randomness of a benign universe on a large population of afflicted bonding pairs.<br /><br />Anecdotal research has shown that Waiting Room Florescent Light Therapy for upwards of 6 hours consecutively, doubled for frequent trips to the triage window, improves outcomes by 75%.<br /><br />The Medicinal Head Slap followed by a robust demonstration of Shaken Parent Syndrome is 100% effective, but has recently fallen out of favor due to ethical questions, and the increased installation of clear-glass doors on treatment rooms.<br /><br />Late-term (>100th trimester) abortions are clinically indicated in extreme cases, but not covered under Medicaid or ObamaCare.Aesophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07834464741531503378noreply@blogger.com