The longer I am away from it, the more clear it becomes that I was drowning in shark infested waters. In a lightning storm. While trying to pull others to safety. As management was yelling at me to do better. While eating my pizza. And throwing rocks.
I don't miss it.
Me: (after blowing a shit load of water into the ear of a young man with waxy buildup, 2nd stupidest reason on earth to go to the ER after "constipation"):
"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"
