The longer I am away from it, the more clear it becomes that I was drowning in shark infested waters. In a lightning storm. While trying to pull others to safety. As management was yelling at me to do better. While eating my pizza. And throwing rocks.
I don't miss it.
Friday, April 22, 2016
Ambulance patch of the day
"……72 year old patient with history of Ebola….".
I exchanged a dubious look with my partner.
"Wait for it", I said.
"Correction. Pt has a history of ecoli".
I love those guys.
I live in the Northeast. The other day, a patient I called to arrange a home visit with told me she had "Zinker virus". Turns out she meant C diff. She didn't have either.
I live in the Northeast. The other day, a patient I called to arrange a home visit with told me she had "Zinker virus". Turns out she meant C diff. She didn't have either.
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