Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I Guess It Takes a Full Year For Some People to Feel Friendly

Wow, Hell has frozen over and I'm expecting the sun to rise in the west tomorrow. Dr. Dewshe Bagghe has condescended to make eye contact and engage me in actual human conversation. Will wonders never cease?

Aww, are you feeling all left out an lonely because I ignore you?
I'm sure.
Must be you are all impressed with what an AWESOME job I am doing as admissions coordinator. If not, see above image and follow these directions:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." (Idea shamelessly stolen from Monkey Girl--I love Monty Python!)