Apparently I answered the phone, told my boss I would come in to work and promptly fell back into a stupor whereupon I dreamed that I had just agreed to come to work.
I called the ER.
Me: "Jane, did you call and ask me to come to work or was it a dream? Please tell me it was a dream".
Jane: "Haha, yes you said you could work and you would be in soon. Are you still coming?"
Me: "Weird. I really thought it was a dream"
And so, Jane has learned that if she calls me early enough on my cell phone my subconscious will not only answer the phone but say yes to an extra shift.