Anxious Twitchy woman who said her heart was beating fast:
"I have had the symptoms before but they never found anything even though I wore a halter top"
HOLTER MONITORS are devices used to record heart rhythms.
HALTER TOPS are garments that should never be worn by anyone over a certain age or bra size.
Same Anxious Twitchy woman:
"I have had an over-ectomy"
OOPHERECTOMY is the removal of an ovary.
"...and a colonic"
Perhaps a COLONOSCOPY.