Sometimes text to speech programs can spit out some pretty interesting stuff. Here are a few that I caught:
"Pt will present to All Natural eye associates after having been treated at Middle Finger medical center."
.....or we will just extend the middle finger. Whatever.
"The patient appeared to be much older than stated age, frail and emancipated"
... but I'm FREEEEEEE!!!!!
"Pt was transported to XX hospital via anal screw (ambulance crew)"
oooooh...painful.
Yeah, that last one is going to be hard to top.
