All day long all I hear is:
"Arrrrrrrgghhh! EDnurseasauras help! My whole dictation is frozen! What should I do!"
"EDNurseasauras! How do I figure out how to add to an e-chart if I already closed it?"
"Damn! That's the 5th time I've entered this order! It just keeps getting kicked out! Now what?"
I can usually figure out and fix most computer charting errors, glitches, transfers, work-arounds and fu*k-ups. And it's not because I am a SOOOOOOper User.
Mac: "It's a good thing you're here or our fat would be in the fryer. How did you get so adept with all these computer issues?"
Me: "I click on every button and tab 'til I either run out, figure it out, or beat it into submission. I have absolutely no fear of pushing buttons which is why I would be a really bad choice have on a nuclear submarine"
Mac: "Yeah. Oops. There goes Argentina"
Me: "Exactly"
