I found this on the company website:
Marketing needs your help!! We are missing our beige pushcart that has the words "Marketing Department" written on the side of the cart. If you have seen this cart can you please return it to the "Marketing Department" on the ground floor next to the Credit Union or call XX at ext. XXXXX. Thanks.
Hey "Marketing Department":
Someone has "appropriated" your beige pushcart. It is not coming back anytime soon. Today the push cart, tomorrow your entire department. You suck. Get a clue.
