I did it.
Passed my last CLEP, and expected to start my final course toward my BSN at the end of March, beginning of April.
Lo and behold, a call to my academic advisor yielded a lovely surprise; instead of starting a new 11 week course at the beginning of the term, a change in policy allows the start of 11 week courses ALSO at the mid-point. I was immediately enrolled in Holistic Professional Nursing (a day late, but who cares!).

I WILL BE DONE ON MAY 5!!!!!
WOOT!!!!!!
Unless I decide on grad school.....