Today's Last Patient of the NIght....

.....was in his mid 30's, had a host of medical problems including stroke, alcoholism, diabetes and, since he was with his mummy, I am assuming he also had an impressive list of social deficiencies. It was 10:45 PM.

He needed a note because he missed his court-ordered community service.
The reason?

"I just didn't feel like going".

uh huh....