Saturday, June 9, 2012


Sometimes text to speech programs can spit out some pretty interesting stuff.  Here are a few that I caught:

"Pt will present to All Natural eye associates after having been treated at Middle Finger medical center."
.....or we will just extend the middle finger.  Whatever.

"The patient appeared to be much older than stated age, frail and emancipated"
... but I'm FREEEEEEE!!!!!

"Pt was transported to XX hospital via anal screw (ambulance crew)"

Yeah, that last one is going to be hard to top.


Anne said...


Amanda said...

We had one that was supposed to say "African american male presents with" but it came out "Sweaty Children present with..."

ndenunz said...

How about "Peter warm" instead of "feet are warm"?

EDNurseasauras said...

Haha, good ones! found another one today, "pt left stable with vaginal discharge".