Text exchange with Partner in Crime, who had the weekend off:
PIC: So here I am at the Mexican Restaurant and I can't even drink in peace. One of the line cooks has a seizure and my sister volunteers my assistance.
Me: WTF?! You go girl! I hope they comp your tab
PIC: Me too! I have had two beers since then
Me: "I don't often have seizures.....but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"
PIC: Hahahahaha!
3 comments:
For some reason, sh** seems to follow me wherever I go. I've performed CPR in restaurants and helped keep folks who have just witnessed a seizure calm while I make sure dude is breathing, etc. Comped tab? Never. Anything so much as a thank you? Never. Hope your situation worked out better.
*your friend's situation, that is.
I did the "tip the choking baby upside down and bang it on the back" in a restaurant once. I think they bought my kids free ice cream.
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