Text exchange with Partner in Crime, who had the weekend off:
PIC: So here I am at the Mexican Restaurant and I can't even drink in peace. One of the line cooks has a seizure and my sister volunteers my assistance.
Me: WTF?! You go girl! I hope they comp your tab
PIC: Me too! I have had two beers since then
Me: "I don't often have seizures.....but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis"