I cared for a sweet three-year old. We had this conversation while I wrapped up his boo boo. He apparently thought that all nurses were present at his birth
Little Voice: "Nurse?"
Little Voice: "Were you there when I was borned?"
Me: "No, honey, that wasn't me"
A short time later: "Um...nurse?"
Little Voice: "Were you a nice nurse who helped my mommy when she was sick?"
Me: "No, sweetie, that was another nurse"
Little Voice: "You're a nice nurse. You didn't give me any shots. Do all nurses help people?"
Me: "As much as we can, baby"
Little Voice (after pausing to consider if I was trustworthy of his secret) "Do you know that my mommy went to heaven to be with the angels?"
Umm...gulp. No, I really do have something in my eye.