The longer I am away from it, the more clear it becomes that I was drowning in shark infested waters. In a lightning storm. While trying to pull others to safety. As management was yelling at me to do better. While eating my pizza. And throwing rocks.
I don't miss it.
Well, I had some down time, and to appear busy (not looking over the orientation packet that never got completed) I started rummaging through the drawers. I came up with cow bell and a 12-pack of mini bubbles. Nobody says "we need more bubbles!" unless they are 5 and in the bathtub.
You have obviously missed the singular joy of walking a freshly de-loused homeless person from the decon shower back to the triage exam cubicle while blowing soap bubbles up in the air over their heads, and seen the watching residents and staff nurses shoot hot coffee out their nostrils at the sight.
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I am so going to the music store and buying a cowbell for work now.
Well, I had some down time, and to appear busy (not looking over the orientation packet that never got completed) I started rummaging through the drawers. I came up with cow bell and a 12-pack of mini bubbles. Nobody says "we need more bubbles!" unless they are 5 and in the bathtub.
You have obviously missed the singular joy of walking a freshly de-loused homeless person from the decon shower back to the triage exam cubicle while blowing soap bubbles up in the air over their heads, and seen the watching residents and staff nurses shoot hot coffee out their nostrils at the sight.
At 3AM, fun is where you find it.
Haha, yep it is!!
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