My first locker I had to wait for someone to foolishly abandon one without a lock for three days in a row to acquire, after waiting two years for such good fortune.
Maybe they were eaten by pigs, I forget, but I'm sure I don't know who might have put those pigs in the breakroom bathroom.
Since TPTB reassigned lockers by checking the assignment roster about every 7 years, no problem.
But in case the former owner returned, I had to act casual and profess ignorance. Both personal fortes of mine.
So if you're approached at change of shift in days to come by someone a little saggy, with one piece of bare bread, another piece covered with jelly, wondering where she left her clinical project, you know what to do.
If nonchalant ignorance fails, I can get you a deal on some hungry and only slightly used pigs.
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Luxury!
My first locker I had to wait for someone to foolishly abandon one without a lock for three days in a row to acquire, after waiting two years for such good fortune.
Maybe they were eaten by pigs, I forget, but I'm sure I don't know who might have put those pigs in the breakroom bathroom.
Since TPTB reassigned lockers by checking the assignment roster about every 7 years, no problem.
But in case the former owner returned, I had to act casual and profess ignorance. Both personal fortes of mine.
So if you're approached at change of shift in days to come by someone a little saggy, with one piece of bare bread, another piece covered with jelly, wondering where she left her clinical project, you know what to do.
If nonchalant ignorance fails, I can get you a deal on some hungry and only slightly used pigs.
haha, saggy and with one piece of bare bread! This is a stone-cold cupcake crowd so that would be hard to miss!
What? That was YOUR locker? Oh, my bad!
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