Rocket Scientist is a doc I always enjoyed working with, and he enthusiastically welcomed me back on my first day. We don't get much chat time because it is just too darned busy, but he exuberantly waved to me when I arrived the other day.
Rocket: "Hey EDnurseasauras! I got a call from Bobo to expect a patient! What exactly can they do at the Bait Shoppe now?"
Me: "Not much. A little point of care testing. No labs, so they don't usually send patients with IV access unless they send 'em by ambulance. And no more pesky transfer forms"
Rocket: "So it's more like an office practice without bells and whistles?"
Me: "No bells. No whistles. No narcotics."
Rocket: "Seems kind of a waste".